More ric less rac

To 'that' creative lady from here http://foxslane.blogspot.com/2010/09/how-to-crochet-ric-rac.html .... I can knit with my eyes shut,  I do not crochet!!!  How dare you 'hook' me onto this as if I dont have a hundred million other things to do!!! I have been sitting on my arse for hours trying to work out this cute ric rac crochet

this is my first attempt, Ive watched peeps crochet before but I still hold and hook like I am knitting. Half of this one is flat but there are more rics then racs, I keep forgetting to turn after each ric.